1)Be Discrete
We do not wish to see the act of theft. If observed by security you may be asked to return the art to its original location.

2)Take Only Work You Really Like
Please take only work you wish to display in your home or office; stealing from this show is welcomed if your theft is out of an overwhelming desire for the object. And please, limit your kleptomaniacal ways to one piece of art per day.

3)Confess Your Sin
Please fill out and mail the card on the back of your new artwork. Then go to the gallery (on DISSENTIA's website )to see what other major art thieves like yourself have chosen to divulge. Confessions received daily (except Sundays).